"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"


The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

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my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it


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Elphaba: Fiyero, you frightened me. I thought, I though you might have changed. 
FiyeroI have changed.

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